Monday, 17 March 2014

English Hieroglyphics Are Fun And Easy To Read

Hey, wait a minute, you’re thinking. There’s no such

thing as English hieroglyphics. There are Egyptian

hieroglyphics, Sumerian hieroglyphics, maybe some

others. But English? No way.

Yeah, you know that. But does a six-year-old kid know

that? Not hardly.



You know what this means? The school system can pull a

fast one. Teachers point to a word-– “house” -– and

say, “This design is pronounced ‘house.’ Memorize it.”

Presto, that English phonetic word is now English

hieroglyphics, simply by saying it is. That’s what

American public schools did circa 1930; they changed

all English phonetic words into English hieroglyphics.

It was so easy. What do first graders know?  They’ve

got VICTIM written all over them.

If children learn the alphabet, they are memorizing the

shapes of individual letters. But a single letter is

not so great a challenge; plus, there are only 26 of

them.

But what about five of these easy shapes stuck together

to make a much more complicated shape like “house”? Or,

worse still, something like “business.”  What about

this complex shape makes you think of business

activity? Basically, that’s how you learn

hieroglyphics, one at a time, with as many memory aids

as possible.

If you don’t happen to have a photographic memory, you

will have to be clever and creative with your mnemonic

tricks. Let’s say the word is “face.” Both the “a” and

the “e” have a closed shape that could very well be

eyes. That’s how you do it.

The problem with hieroglyphics is that each design is

hard work and takes up lots of memory. Even very smart

people have trouble memorizing 2000 hieroglyphics with

instant recall. More ordinary memories might have

trouble going past 200 hieroglyphics.

Treating English word as hieroglyphics has few benefits

and many obvious limitations. The English language is

huge. College graduates routinely know more than

100,000 English words. Nobody knows 100,000

hieroglyphics. Furthermore, having memorized “face,”

would you be able to read FACE? The eyes, where are the

eyes?

 Historically speaking, it was as though a strange and

deadly virus struck our Education Establishment around

1930. They insisted-–absolutely, hysterically

insisted--that memorizing English words as

hieroglyphics was the best way to go. In fact, it’s the

worst way.

English hieroglyphics, that’s what most little children

studied and memorized across the United States for a

long time. This method never made any sense. It caused

huge damage. It’s the reason we have 50 million

functional illiterates.

Virtually all readers of English hieroglyphics are

damaged readers. Their eyes tend to flit randomly over

the complex designs. Instead of relentless left-to-

right movements, their eyes zigzag and jump backwards.

Soon these readers are diagnosed as dyslexic. They are

said to have ADHD; and must be given Ritalin.

 No, what they need to be given is a lesson in phonics.

They memorize the letter names. They learn the sounds

(i.e., the phonics) represented by the letters. They

learn the blends of these sounds. When children can

combine two or more sounds into one sound, they are

reading!

 That’s how it works. That’s how simple it is, in every

phonetic language all around the world. Once you know

the letters and the sounds, there is no limit to the

number of words you can read. That’s why English can

have 1 million words, some of them long and bizarre

like “ibuprofen” and “verisimilitude,” but readers have

no trouble.

Conversely, children trying to memorize English as

hieroglyphics might stumble over “See Dick and Jane.”

They might stumble over “house.” After all, when you

think of it as a design, house looks a lot like louse,

hoist, horse, dowse, souse, mouse, host, hoses, worse,

hurts, etc. Really, that is the primary problem with

English hieroglyphics. Every one of them resembles 50

others. A kid could get dyslexia, never learn to read,

drop out of school, and end up stealing a car belonging

to a literacy professor. Well, at least that would be

poetic justice.


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“Sight Words--The Big Stupid”
http://www.improve-education.org/id66.html

“America, you’ve been punked.”
http://www.rightsidenews.com/2013091333189/life-and-

science/health-and-education/america-you-have-been-

punked.html

“Reading is Easy.” (a short video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JV0tPGn-Ws

Bruce Deitrick Price explains educational theory and

methods on his site Improve-Education.org

Article Source:

http://www.edarticle.com/articles/42808/english-

hieroglyphics-are-fun-and-easy-to-read.php

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